Is there anything you realize you say too often? Mark and I were sitting in Subway tonight and I was explaining the finer points of the universe to him when the following conversation took place:
Me: "Here's what I'm thinking: I'll use recipes from different websites and get really creative. It's too bad I don't like to cook, or I would probably be a good one."
Him: " what you need to do is get all zannied up and get in the kitchen."
Me: "yeah, I'll get all zannied up and make a grocery list for you..."
Him: " it would probably be just a big list of movies and you would be all crossed eyed trying to explain to me why you gave me a list of movies as a stand in for the grocery list."
Me: "here's what I'm thinking.."
Him: "you know you say that a lot"
Me: "What?"
Him: "you always say, 'here's what I'm thinking', you know?"
Me: "I do?"
Him: "yeah."
Me: "remind me of that when I get home."
Him: Why?
Me: " 'cause I'm gonna blog it."
Him: "Why?"
Me: "Because this conversation is too damn random and funny not to."
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